If you read Albert Cossery’s novel A Splendid Conspiracy with no prior knowledge, I imagine you would be surprised to learn that the smirking, irreverent, lighthearted tone, perfectly channeled into the arrogant world views of his three young main characters, belonged to a man writing in his 80s.
The novel opens with main character Teymour’s melodramatic anguish at having returned home to his small town after spending six years in Paris. He left home under the pretense of continuing his studies; instead he embarked on a glorified vacation where the extent of what he learns is how much more exciting, interesting, and better European cities are.
In the first scene, Teymour sits at a café in a state of ennui, judging passersby as he faces “the terrifying prospect of having to stay there until he perished from boredom.” He quickly changes his attitude with the help of his friends and fellow revelers Imtaz and Medhat, but not before Cossery both empathizes with and gently mocks Teymour’s overblown self-pity in several hilarious passages:
“Do you live here? My god!”
“Yes,” sighed Teymour.
“You are so lucky!” said the man, for whom Teymour’s sigh seemed filled with contentment. “Allow me to envy you. I live in the country; I only come here on business from time to time. What a beautiful city!”
Teymour did not answer; holding a discussion about the beauty of the city with this poor ignoramus was, given the circumstances, equivalent to suicide. He simply nodded his head with a pained, tragic air, as if this mute agreement had been dragged out of him by torture.
Each scene of A Splendid Conspiracy is infused with Cossery’s particular brand of sly and gleeful humor, which often comes at the expense of his characters. His light-hearted descriptions often overwhelm the more serious revelations taking place. Some of these come through in Teymour’s constant revision of his interpretation of “the Awakening of the Nation,” a statue of a beckoning peasant woman that serves as a central figure in both the novel and the town square. Teymour first sees her “lamenting the fact that she had been woken up to see this abomination,” corresponding with his own impression of the city. Later, after Teymour has revised his opinions and walks around the city happily laughing at humanity, he sees a vagrant sleeping at the statue’s feet and relishes the spectacle as a remarkable protest “against the system that had created the statue to serve its villainous cause.”
On the surface, A Splendid Conspiracy is about the mysterious disappearance and presumed murder of several wealthy men. The chief of police mistakes Teymour & Co.’s pranks and exploits for revolutionary plots, the absurdity of which isn’t lost on the tricksters, and they happily contribute to the suspicion. However, the mystery of the disappearances is always relegated to the back burner, never the primary focus. So much so that near the end, when the mystery is solved, I was surprised to even find out whodunit. Secrets, mysteries, and conspiracies criss-cross throughout the novel, but in deference to the three friends’ lighthearted attitudes, murder doesn’t take on any great significance. My favorite secret in the whole book, which highlights both Cossery’s wit and his character’s idiocy, is Teymour’s friend Imtaz’s nearsightedness:
His myopia, growing worse each year, was the bane of his acting career because Imtaz, not wanting to disappoint all those women who admired his tremendous good looks, refused to wear glasses…. He did not even wear them in town, and so people took him to be haughty and distant, an attitude completely foreign to his nature. And indeed, his short-sightedness gave his gaze the impenetrable and secretive air that lay at the very heart of his legend…. He was willing to do anything save spoil his beautiful face by donning a pair of ridiculous glasses. Rather than going around wearing such barbaric accouterments—which would have explained the true meaning of his misstep on stage—he had preferred to disappear from view, and had chosen his home town as his place of refuge.
I thoroughly enjoyed the novel from start to finish, all the while irritated at Teymour, Medhat, and Imtaz’s insufferable misogyny. The three dandies treat the entire city as their playground, and this includes its women. Women (and young girls) appear in the novel in order to be “debauched,” as conquests or unwitting players in their pranks. Salma, the only one not sexualized, is instead considered “a bitter female” and is only useful to them as the hostess for their orgies.
I countered that by not taking them seriously, only fitting since they do not take anything seriously themselves. I found redemption for the main characters’ behavior in the treatment of the outer ring of characters, whose stories I found more compelling, like Rezk. A poor orphan who provides for himself and his sister by becoming a police informant, Rezk finds his job, and therefore himself, despicable. He struggles with the conflicting feelings of affection for Teymour and his friends, whom he is supposed to be spying on, and gratitude for his boss’s benevolence. His hatred for a man who gravely insulted his father shortly before his death weighs on him, and I found the moment when he’s freed of this bitterness the most touching in the novel.
Cossery created a playful and exuberant novel, where the rare serious moments have an added weight. A Splendid Conspiracy was translated from the original French by Alyson Waters, who won a PEN Translation Fund Award for her translation of Cossery’s The Colors of Infamy, forthcoming from New Directions.
If you enjoy A Splendid Conspiracy, I also recommend The Tanners by Robert Walser—the main characters of the two novels seem like would be the best of friends, if only they were real and lived on the same continent.